#thingsmyteachershouldhavesaid
(Source: evilgr33nranger)
#thingsmyteachershouldhavesaid
(Source: evilgr33nranger)
Uga IX, Freedom, and Steve!
(Source: lennoxave)
(Source: iwishiwereginger)
I wanted to be on Zoom so bad!!!
(Source: queenbowie)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
(Source: moshita)
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.